So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions
My dad’s GPS
EVERYONE STOP AND LISTEN TO THE PERFECT POST
holy fucking perfect!
THIS IS AMAZING
"Elmo is with his good friend, Lupita. They are talking about all the great things about their skin. For example, Elmo’s skin just happens to be very ticklish. Lupita’s skin happens to be a beautiful brown color. Skin can come in all different shades and colors. Isn’t skin just the best? However, ticklish or smooth or black or brown or white or tan, be sure to love the skin you are in."
I love this. I LOVE THIS. I love this. Children need to see this. Adults need to see this.
damn her skin is everything her arms as toned as fuq i am so stressed
When Utah residents saw 22-year-old Darrien Hunt carrying a toy sword, they called police who shot and killed him. But when 22-year-old Joseph Kelley carried an assault rifle to a JC Penney store in Utah, he walked out without a scratch on his body. They were both the same age. Both in the same state. But only one was considered “suspicious.” And you still believe America is color blind?
she ate a sock string and it’s stuck in her intestines and she’s gonna die if I don’t get her surgery. I’m about 600 dollars short, I have a donate button if anyone can help. i can show vet bills to anyone who wants to see. she’s such a good baby please help or reblog if you can im really scared I’m gonna lose her
edit: this is the bill from yesterday when we got her the xrays (the radiographs per snap) and a few other things to hold her over until we can build up some money. im taking her in today at 2:40 and ill ask for a copy of the surgery bill if i can get one (they didnt give me one yesterday because i couldnt even pay for everything on the last bill)
im also adding a picture we took of her on the vets table yesterday
reblogging with added proof
*******UPDATE****** the vet we were taking her can not care for her anymore (because they close) and she needs to go into surgery immediately, we have her boarded at an emergency vet and the surgery is gonna be roughly 1500. we’ve raised 520 so far and they can start helping her because I have proof that I have money coming but we can’t take her home until we pay. I’m going to be at the emergency vet in about 4 hours and I will post proof of bills, everything’s going really fast because she’s getting worse and worse so please help if you can
we just got rejected for credit care which we were hoping to get, these donations are now the /only/ thing we have to pay her vet bill. please help
Oh nooo D:
Please let’s help this doggy. :( Everyone please signal boost.
College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"